The Black Card – Open To Everyone

American Express - The Black Card

(you know you want The Black Card)

Looks like even I can get the Black Card now (not likely but I can at least apply lol). This is the card that you could only get if you were invited to have it (heck, they didn’t even say this card existed… it was like a big secret that everybody knew about) and now we are all invited to have it… of course if you have the right amount of clout and cash.

Remember with the current recession (the great recession for some, the great depression for others)  the only people who can have credit lines and get loans are the people who don’t need them so I am sure this card is only for people who don’t really need  a card in the first place.

Lets look at the features:

  • Limited Membership
  • 24-Hour Concierge Service
  • Exclusive Rewards Program
  • Luxury Gifts
  • Patent Pending Carbon Card
  • Annual Fee $495

I am sure that is just some of the features.  I mean you can’t have an unlimited account and just get a watch and iron for joining. You want real service.

Ahhh the good life.



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